BRB, Dissociating Tee - Mentally checked out, but make it fashion.

$25.00
Say hello to the tee that perfectly captures your mid-convo blank stare, your browser tab brain, and your coping mechanism of choice: vanishing into the void. The “BRB, Dissociating” ringer tee pairs retro Y2K sarcasm with a crispy red collar pop — ideal for chaotic good energy and low-stakes spirals.

Made from 100% combed cotton, it’s soft enough to wear during your third breakdown of the day and durable enough to survive a week-long laundry delay. Whether you’re masking through brunch or avoiding 47 unread texts, this shirt makes your mental state look intentional.

Designed for stylish space-outs, regulated(ish) kings, and anyone who knows that sometimes… you’re just not here right now.



• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz./yd.² (145 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Side-seamed construction
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• 1 × 1 baby rib binding on the neckline and sleeves
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Say hello to the tee that perfectly captures your mid-convo blank stare, your browser tab brain, and your coping mechanism of choice: vanishing into the void. The “BRB, Dissociating” ringer tee pairs retro Y2K sarcasm with a crispy red collar pop — ideal for chaotic good energy and low-stakes spirals.

Made from 100% combed cotton, it’s soft enough to wear during your third breakdown of the day and durable enough to survive a week-long laundry delay. Whether you’re masking through brunch or avoiding 47 unread texts, this shirt makes your mental state look intentional.

Designed for stylish space-outs, regulated(ish) kings, and anyone who knows that sometimes… you’re just not here right now.



• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz./yd.² (145 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Side-seamed construction
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• 1 × 1 baby rib binding on the neckline and sleeves
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!